Bigg Boss Goes Graveyard Shift: The Undertaker About to Ring the Bell in India!
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| The Undertaker finds himself in the Indian Reality Show "Bigg Boss" |
The Indian reality TV universe has seen its fair share of bizarre contestants—controversial actors, eccentric godmen, social media influencers who believe the camera loves them as much as their reflection does. But this year, rumors are swirling about a contestant who might just bring the house down—literally. What if The Undertaker, WWE’s Phenom, The Deadman himself, stepped into the Bigg Boss house? Sounds crazy right. Trust me I also had the same reaction like you when I heard it. I mean why would the most legendary wrestler travel all the way across to the Indian sub-continent to partake in a reality drama show like the Bigg Boss made me question everything I know.
For decades, he’s ruled the wrestling ring with an aura of mystery, darkness, and legendary silence. Yes now he has peeled those layers off and been more human like courtesy of his podcast “Six Feet Under” and as a coach in “LFG”. But how would he handle kitchen politics, ration drama, and Salman Khan’s weekly lectures is yet to be seen? So let’s dive into the chaos that would unfold when the gong strikes in Lonavala, and The Deadman rises… to make parathas.
The Entry Episode
– When the House Goes Dark
Bigg Boss loves a dramatic entry, but nothing could prepare the contestants for the sight of a seven-foot-tall man in a black trench coat, hat tilted low, rolling his eyes back while a gong echoes through the house. The lights flicker, fog fills the entrance, and suddenly—BAM!—Undertaker is there, staring at the housemates as if they’re about to be tombstoned into next week.
All hell breaks loose and there is pandemonium of the highest order. Archana Gautam faints. Rakhi Sawant screams, “Maa, mujhe bacha lo!” (Mother, save me!) while Shiv Thakare whispers, “Yeh WWE ka scripted scene hai kya?” (Is this a WWE scripted scene?)
The camera cuts to Salman Khan, who smirks and says, “Swagat nahi karoge humare naye “mare hue mehmaan ka?” (Won’t you welcome our new guest?)—before quickly stepping back in case Undertaker mistakes him for Brock Lesnar.
The First
Nomination Drama
In the first nomination process, housemates are told to put a contestant’s picture inside a cardboard coffin as a symbolic vote-out gesture. Naturally, no one dares nominate the Undertaker.
Why? Because every time someone even whispers his name, the lights dim, and he slowly turns his head toward them, cracking his knuckles like he’s about to chokeslam someone into a beanbag or the swimming pool.
Result? Every housemate ends up nominating themselves just to avoid eye contact with The Deadman. Bigg Boss Ma…oh sorry I am mean Bigg Boss, (damn I was just drifting into my full on Attitude Era mode mentioning the Dead Man’s former rival and Hell in a Cell opponent- The Big Boss Man) has to step in and say, “Housemates, aap khud ko nominate nahi kar sakte” (Housemates, you cannot nominate yourselves). Undertaker wins the first week’s immunity by sheer intimidation.
Kitchen Politics – The Deadman vs. Dal Chawal
The Undertaker may be the Lord of Darkness, but even he can’t escape Indian kitchen politics. One morning, Priyanka Chahar Choudhary accuses him of using too much gas while boiling eggs. MC Stan complains, “Bhai, ye shemri Taker sirf protein khata hai. Humare ration kaha se ayega?” (Bro, this guy only eats protein. Where will our rations come from?)Wrong thing to say Stan when you are the size of Undertaker’s pinky.
However Undertaker says nothing. He simply stares at the fridge until it opens by itself—terrifying everyone. Soon, no one dares to argue with him over food. He becomes the unofficial ration controller. Even the chickens in the Bigg Boss poultry task refuse to cluck too loudly when he passes by.
The Task Week –
Wrestling Moves in Luxury Budget
The luxury budget task takes a hilarious turn when housemates are told to compete in a wrestling-themed challenge. The producers clearly underestimated what would happen when Undertaker is part of the cast.
Instead of pillow fights and fake wrestling, Undertaker brings out last rides, old-school rope walks (on the garden railing), and his iconic Tombstone Piledriver—carefully executed on stuffed dummies, of course (because you can’t risk your life for mere TRP’s).
The opposing team simply surrenders before the task even begins. Bigg Boss, impressed but slightly concerned, reminds him, “Ye ring nahi hai, Undertaker. Ye Bigg Boss ka ghar hai.” (This is not a wrestling ring, Undertaker. This is the Bigg Boss house.) Undertaker just nods and goes back to polishing his urn.
The Weekend Ka
Vaar Face-off with Salman Khan
Every weekend, Salman Khan schools contestants about their behavior. But how do you lecture a man who has buried opponents alive, survived casket matches, and stared down the likes of Kane, Big Show Sycho Sid, Giant Gonzalez among many others?
Salman tries:
Salman: “Undertaker, aap ghar mein thoda zyada chup rehte hain. Audience
aapse baat karna chahti hai.” (You stay too quiet in the house. The audience
wants to hear from you.)
Undertaker: Stares silently for 45 seconds.
Salman: “Aur woh aapka jawab tha, dosto.” (And that was his answer,
friends.)
The TRP skyrockets. Twitter trends explode with #DeadmanSilenceChallenge, where fans post videos of themselves staring into nothing for 45 seconds.
Emotional Moments
– Undertaker Opens Up
Surprisingly, reality TV is known for breaking even the toughest personalities. In Week 5, Undertaker finally shares a personal story around the campfire. He talks about his WWE journey, the toll of his matches, and how he’s enjoying his peaceful retirement in the company of his wife Michelle and his kids— all until Bigg Boss offered him a hefty paycheck.
Housemates are touched. Some even cry. Undertaker gently pats their shoulders—a gesture that feels like a blessing from a supernatural being. From that moment, he becomes the house’s unofficial counselor just like his days in the WWE as the locker room leader. Fights decrease, arguments settle faster, and people start asking him for “life advice” between tasks.
The Eviction Night Twist
When eviction night comes, Salman Khan announces a shocking twist—Undertaker has received the least number of votes due to language barriers (apparently, glaring doesn’t count as a ‘confession room interaction’). But before Bigg Boss can say, “Please leave the house,” Undertaker rolls his eyes, the lights go out, and when they come back on—he’s gone. No door opened. No camera caught it. Just… gone.Disappeared like he was never there to begin with”
Later, viewers spot a single note on the dining table:
“Rest in Peace… but only after dessert.”Cheeky dead bastard getting us all
emotional like that.
The TRP Explosion Might Even Surpass the Attitude Era
Bigg Boss experiences record-breaking TRPs. Fans from India, Pakistan, and WWE’s global audience tune in religiously. The show becomes an international meme sensation. Suddenly, other WWE legends want in—imagine Roman Reigns making rotis, or The Rock doing the ration tally while yelling, “Can you smell what the cook is cooking?!”
If The Undertaker joined Bigg Boss, the season would be remembered not just for its bizarrely hilarious moments but also for how a silent, supernatural presence could dominate a house full of loud personalities. It would blend WWE theatrics with Indian reality drama—a match made in TRP heaven.
Bigg Boss has always promised entertainment, but with Undertaker, it would deliver legendary chaos. After all, who needs fights over washing dishes when you can have chokeslams over chicken curry?
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